vegan-because-fuck-you:

Ultimatum

I have:

A puppy in one hand

A vegetable in the other

You have to choose which one to stab.

Like any sane person, I’m going to go ahead and assume you chose the vegetable. Why? Because you fucking know damn well that vegetables aren’t alive like animals are.

Stop trivializing and mocking the suffering of non human animals by butting into conversations pretending to care about the fucking well being of carrots

(via vegasmo)

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

This! Not that there’s anything wrong with having meaningful tattoos. Just remember that ‘just liking’ something is a good reason too!

(via queenharpy)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(via queenharpy)