Janine Bailey

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Vegan for the animals, Straight Edge for myself. Feminist. Roller Derby Rookie. Lover of all things crafty. Lover of Matthew. Hater of humans.

legendary 

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snuglefuk:

its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

Awh (*^-^*)

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instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

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liikewise:

SF Pride: Day 2 | Trans March

Ft: blackwallflower vegan-queer veganweedsoup pussnboots666 & liikewise

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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Title: Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis Artist: Brand New 13,623 plays

You can sin or spend the night alone…

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“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”

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draumbouy:

the-porcelain-empress:

White couples that adopt non-white kids

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If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

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minim-calibre:

veganpotsandpans:

I don’t get why everyone seems to be under the impression that feminists hate men.

That’s not true at all! We love men!

…Well, not ALL men.

I told myself I’d reblog this when I got home if it was still funny.

It was.

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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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